Logs
// This log is an example of how abused Blue gets by the wizards.
// I only cut out some boring description stuff, I actually didn't
// change the order of any of the meditate messages. Which actually
// makes it even funnier on closer reading :-)
The grove to the west opens up to a grassy clearing here. To the east,
large bushes and haphazardly spaced trees mark the edge of the clearing. A
large, perfectly round stone rests at the center of the clearing. It's
flat surface is only a few inches above the grass.
You can leave: west.
You sit down in lotus position.
You start to concentrate upon the ability.
You are rising up into the sky.
You start to sustain levitate.
You are now meditating!
You start to sustain meditate.
You found a new idea!
No, you lose your concentration!
But you avoid hurting yourself.
Yes, this meditation brought you some inner peace.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
I hope some ants crawl up your pants/toga and bite you in the butt!
:o)
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
No, you lose your concentration!
Your nose starts to bleed!
Your wounds start to bleed. // stupid Azerack! //
> @reply WHAT?!
You feel you have communed with the deities.
No, you lose your concentration!
But you avoid hurting yourself.
> @reply for one I don't wear pants OR a toga, and for two, how can they crawl
and bite if I float, eh?! *peer*
You feel you have communed with the deities.
> who
28 people are in the world, of these you know:
Gilgalad, male elf
Bryony, female elf
Lanabelas, female elf
Tumnaluin, female elf
Kao, male elf
Shaluna, female human
Drirr, male elf
Calena, female elf
Celas, male elf
Drezzgul, male dwarf
Eiron, male human
Proctor Katakis searches for the little lost heechee, male prospector
Spirou, male elf
EViL Azerack mentions: "Is that air you're breathing now?", male archlouse
Machiel, male human
Yandalar, female elf
Stonecold, male fairy
Liliane, female elf
You found a new idea! // heh heh //
> @commune katakis Umm, hi! Can I ask you for a little gratuitous favor?
You feel you have communed with the deities.
Yes, this meditation brought you some inner peace.
Katakis massacres your head with his message.
Sure. :-) Still trying to debug the boomerang, too.
You fumble your attack.
You are REALLY close to finding new knowledge.
You praise Selyra! // that should read "Katakis" //
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
ever heard of flying ants? :)
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
You think that you now only need to find a way to bring this knowledge
into this world.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
and if you dont wear pants or a toga.. wouldnt it get quite...
windy down below? :)
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
> @commune katakis thanks! the favor is this. I know wizzies can emote things
onto players so they thing they see stuff. Can they do it to other wizards?
If so, can you make Azerack feel as though a dozen tiny fire ants have crawled
up his pants and bit him in the butt?
You feel you have communed with the deities.
No, you lose your concentration!
But you avoid hurting yourself.
You found a new direction in which you could move on!
> @reply you are such a machoistic jerk sometimes, you know .-)
You feel you have communed with the deities.
Ah, yes. You feel that you are getting closer in finding a solution.
> @reply besides, I STARTED the sari fashion in xyllomer, if you remember. Humfph!
You feel you have communed with the deities.
No, you lose your concentration!
But you avoid hurting yourself.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
Oh right. Blame it on me! For cryin' out loud..
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
You push some air and tickle Azerack with it.
You are REALLY close to finding new knowledge.
You were able to find a way - but it does not sound
new to you now.
You sigh.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
I'm not the one levitating ten feet in the air and mooning those
down below! ;)
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
Hmm, boring. But luckily you kept your idea.
> @reply hey! I wear bloomers!
You feel you have communed with the deities.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
bloomers?? These are medieval times! (WTF are bloomers?) :)
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
Yes, this meditation brought you some inner peace.
> @reply bloomers are little shorts that mostly cheerleaders wear under their skirts
to hide their underwear. And so what if they're medieval times, I'm a modern girl.
You feel you have communed with the deities.
Hmm, boring. But luckily you kept your idea.
No, you lose your concentration!
But you avoid hurting yourself.
@reply they ALSO protect against things like ANT BITES. Even flying ants. so there.
You feel you have communed with the deities.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
so kinda like hotpants then? ^_^
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
You found a new idea!
> @reply *sigh crossly* only your hentai mind would make some kind of new path
from ant-biting to fashion to accuse Blue of wearing hotpants in Xyllomer.
You feel you have communed with the deities.
Ah, yes. You feel that you are getting closer in finding a solution.
Katakis arrives in a puff of smoke.
You mentally greet a broad-shouldered curly-haired male prospector wizard.
Katakis yells in xyllic: Can you drop your boomerang please? ;-)
> 'Hihi! Ack, it's in the guild
You transported your voice via telepathy.
Yes, this meditation brought you some inner peace.
> 'Give me .. 2 minutes :)
You transported your voice via telepathy.
You stop meditating.
You feel that you have reached the state of perfect balance.
You slowly sink down to earth.
You say in xyllic: I'll go and get it.
You stretch your legs and stand up gracefully.
You say in xyllic: By the way ..
Katakis yells in xyllic: No wait.
You nod.
Katakis offers you a white boomerang.
You accept a white boomerang from Katakis.
You say in xyllic: Is this it?
Katakis yells in xyllic: And now try "abite" and it does to Azerack what you
wished for. ;-)
> abite
Your sensitive mind notices a wrongness in the fabric of space.
You say in xyllic: I notice an FOS
Katakis goes hmmmm.
You say in xyllic: Thanks. He is making fun of my sari skirt!
Katakis grins.
Katakis goes hmmmm.
Katakis yells in xyllic: Can I have the boomerang again for a minute please?
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
Even so, you like discussing it with me. Heeeeheeeeheeee *snicker
evilly*
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
You offer a white boomerang to Katakis.
Katakis accepts a white boomerang.
Katakis mumbles some magical words and a boomerang vanishes.
Katakis fetches something from another dimension.
Katakis pats himself on the head.
Katakis mumbles some magical words and a boomerang vanishes.
Katakis fetches something from another dimension.
Katakis goes hmmmm.
Katakis yells in xyllic: Hmm ok there's a little bug there... do you think
you'll be needing the feature again in the future? ;-)
You seriously shake your head.
Katakis yells in xyllic: Oh and it hit him of course. Just some
return-message problem.
You say in xyllic: I hope one time will be enough lesson :-)
Katakis yells in xyllic: Ok so he's not harassing you on a regular basis. ;-)
Katakis grins.
You say in xyllic: I wouldn't say that.
You say in xyllic: He just doesn't use ants every time .)
You twinkle your eyes.
Katakis grins mischievously.
// after making this log, this is what happened:
> @reply btw, I made a log of that little conversation.
you can read it at http://blue.eccentrik.org/funny.txt
You feel you have communed with the deities.
All of a sudden, a hand bursts out from your belly and reaches up to your chest,
covered in your own blood. It writes a message on your chest from Azerack:
talking to you is like talking to a tabloid journalist out for
blood :)
The hand retracts into your belly and the wound closes, and the blood vanishes.
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