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// Begin of the Babelfish competition with Bianka You say in zida'ya: well you can learn a language by hearing it enough You say in zida'ya: so here I am talking to you in zidaya You say in zida'ya: in the hopes you'll pick it up You say in zida'ya: you can talk to me in ghant too if you want You say in zida'ya: are you listening to a word Im saying You say in zida'ya: comeon, give a nod if you are You say in zida'ya: just one little nod! You say in zida'ya: mou, you are so mean sometimes You say in zida'ya: you could at least flutter an eyelash at me You say in zida'ya: but no, that's how you satai are, too good to even blink at the commoners You say in zida'ya: well you know what I say to that? You say in zida'ya: feh! yeah, feh! You say in zida'ya: I hope a speck of dust flies into your eye and makes you blink at the wrong moment You say in zida'ya: so that it looks like you're sending cutie pie winks at Athas! Bianka thoughtfully scratches her head. You sulk. You say in zida'ya: humfph Bianka yells in ghant: what ars reb talking about? You will speak ghant now. You say in ghant: Can you understand me? Bianka yells in ghant: almost You say in ghant: My ghant is awful You will speak zida'ya now. Bianka yells in ghant: you ars at least understandable and not abindcha all ger sphin Bianka yells in ghant: reb are at deens understandable lis nah babbling all the time You say in zida'ya: WHAT!! You say in zida'ya: Did you just call me an arse?! Bianka yells in ghant: Yavadr? You say in zida'ya: WHAAAT!! Yavadr sounds worse than arse!!! Bianka yells in ghant: who is Yavadr Bianka yells in ghant: or where? You say in zida'ya: Oh, you wanna KNOW who Yavadr is? I'll tell you who YAVADR is. You say in zida'ya: YOU'RE yavadr!! You point at Bianka. You say in zida'ya: Joo! Joo! Bianka scratches her head. You say in zida'ya: Don't play innocent now! Bianka yells in ghant: Alan? Bianka yells in ghant: I ar Bianka You say in zida'ya: Alan! You don'T look like no Alan to me Bianka points at herself. Bianka yells in ghant: Bianka You say in zida'ya: Ah, see that you remembered your own name You point at yourself. You say in zida'ya: Blue You point at Bianka Bianka looks around. You say in zida'ya: YAVADR!!! Bianka yells in ghant: Howleagh? You say in zida'ya: HOWLEAGH! You say in zida'ya: I'll teach you to howl leagus!! // missed a line here You say in zida'ya: Bronen? That sounds like a guy's name!! You say in zida'ya: ARE YOU CALLING ME A GUY?!?!?!!!! You say in zida'ya: WHAT ARE YOU, A LESBIAN?!?! Bianka yells in ghant: Bischonglar .. interesting Bianka blushes. You say in zida'ya: Oh my dear Selyra! You say in zida'ya: You are, aren't you! You emote: Blue boggles. Bianka whistles innocently. You say in zida'ya: Are you dating Rannwvir? Bianka yells in ghant: that is my own You say in zida'ya: Finally some clarity! Bianka yells in ghant: private thonas You say in zida'ya: EEEEWWW!!! You say in zida'ya: Don't you go telling me about your privates and your thonas! You say in zida'ya: That's just gross. Bianka yells in ghant: Tentunzal ? or that some zarm? You say in zida'ya: Tentunzal? That sounds vaguely huitzilopochtish You say in zida'ya: You know I was joking about that Athas thing, right?! Bianka yells in ghant: Beaghbron has nothing to fir with this .. siksphor im or a guy You emote: Blue turns blue. You emote: Blue puts her hand over her mouth. You say in zida'ya: Urk .. You say in zida'ya: Umm, Bianka ... You emote: Blue pokes her fingers together. You say in zida'ya: I'm married. You say in zida'ya: I KNOW about the birds and the bees already ... You say in zida'ya: You really don't have to go into the details about the fir of Begahbron and what you've done with it... You say in zida'ya: And what do you do with silk spoors anyway? Bianka looks at the small herbbag. You say in zida'ya: Spoors or a guy? It sounds like guys would be the better choice. You say in zida'ya: Then again, you are .. well .. you know. Bianka yells in ghant: sorry, noh I lawk no enadras left .. they crumpled to dust You say in zida'ya: You hawk enadrases? You're worse than Vito!!!! You ask Bianka in zida'ya: stuff You emote: Blue waits. Bianka yells in ghant: Y journ not buy enadrases brath Vito .. he or jerk. You say in zida'ya: He or jerk? You say in zida'ya: Who are we talking about besides Vito? Bianka yells in ghant: besides .. he mewo ka hang around inasdem pan pusher phin You say in zida'ya: THE PUSHER!? You say in zida'ya: Man, you like to silk spoor the firs of some strange people. Bianka scratches her head. You push some air and tickle Bianka with it. You say in zida'ya: I like talking with you. It just proves the theory of the babelfish. Bianka yells in ghant: et .. I don't mew brandar You say in zida'ya: Huh, everybody likes a good brandy every now and then You say in zida'ya: Mewing it can be kind of ... hard You say in zida'ya: The theory of the babelfish goes Bianka yells in ghant: Mondspad? You say in zida'ya: That if you could understand what I was actually saying to you right now, You say in zida'ya: You'd instantly draw your tschekal and cut my head off. You say in zida'ya: Ahh, how I love it. You say in zida'ya: By the way, your pants are looking a little tight. Did you gain weight recently? You grin evilly. Bianka looks at your neck. You gulp nervously.
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