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// This is a log of Blue stumbling across the bardic guard, Baduran, away
// from his post in the woods.  First she tries to outdrink him, then outgamble
// him.   That was a bad idea ^_~
 
>l
This large place is bright and cheerful. This is the main room of the Inn.
There are several rough-hewn tables and benches here. Natural tree trunk
pillars support the ceiling, which is all dark with smoke and age. There
is a motley group of people here. The only exit is through a door to the
south, leading outside. There is a sign hanging above the counter.
There are two obvious exits: north, south.
Eleven copper coins and a round blackjack-table.
Baduran.
Tharbed[NPC].

You say in xyllic: You know, you should take vacations more often!  I never
see bards performing around here these days
You thoughtfully ponder the situation.
Baduran agrees.
You say in xyllic: Now, I always thought a bardic lifestyle was a bit like an
extended vacation..
You say in xyllic: I mean, you go around from pub to pub singing, drinking,
and making merry, don't you?
You twinkle your eyes amusedly.
Baduran yells in xyllic: After the construction work is done I'll be able to
watch over the rooms inside the pub
Baduran twinkles his eyes merrily.
You say in xyllic: construction work?
Tharbed silently mumbles: I'll move on to my brother in Padorn..
You thoughtfully scratch your head.
Baduran yells in xyllic: I usually stay in the village.
You nod solemnly.
Baduran yells in xyllic: Yes, it is under construction
You say in xyllic: Hart's village, or the hut in the woods?
Baduran yells in xyllic: Building a pub for the public to enjoy
Baduran looks at Tharbed.
You say in xyllic: ah-ha .. giving Tharbed here some competition?
Baduran yells to Tharbed in xyllic: Sorry, old man
You say to Tharbed in xyllic: you hear this? lighten up or you may lose some
customers
You absentmindedly scratch your head.
You say in xyllic: well.. I suppose that it doesn't matter, psionics aren't
supposed to walk around drunk as skunks all the time anyways
 
// famous last words ...
 
You get 13 gold coins, 18 silver coins, 37 platinum coins and eight copper
coins.
You drink a firebreather.
Baduran yells in xyllic: Too bad
You sigh depressively.
Baduran looks at you.
You drink a firebreather.
You emote: Blue orders a few tall ones.
Hic!
Baduran drinks a firebreather.
Baduran smiles broadly.
Baduran drinks a firebreather.
Baduran drinks a firebreather.
You say in xyllic: It might actually be worth following this rules if there
were ever any other psionics around
You drink a firebreather.
Baduran yells in xyllic: I can't let a woman drink alone or drink more than me
You thoughtfully ponder the situation.
Baduran drinks a firebreather.
Baduran looks at four copper coins.
Baduran looks at eleven silver coins.
Baduran looks at three gold coins.
Baduran looks at a platinum coin.
Baduran looks at eleven copper coins.
You drink a firebreather.
You drink a firebreather.
You drink a firebreather.
You drink a firebreather.
You drink a firebreather.
You burp rudely.  Excuse yourself!
You excuse yourself.
Baduran grins amusedly.
Baduran drinks a firebreather.
Suddenly you feel very drunk.
Baduran falls unconscious.
 
// ha ha I got him!
 
You become unconscious.

// umm ... doh!
 
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//  how much did I drink anyways?!

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> You wake up.    // at last!

This large place is bright and cheerful. This is the main room of the Inn.
There are several rough-hewn tables and benches here. Natural tree trunk
pillars support the ceiling, which is all dark with smoke and age. There
is a motley group of people here. The only exit is through a door to the
south, leading outside. There is a sign hanging above the counter.
There are two obvious exits: north, south.
Eleven copper coins and a round blackjack-table.
Baduran.
Tharbed[NPC].
You emote: Blue sees some stars.
You slur in xyllic: *hic* damned kmow,
You burp rudely.  Excuse yourself!
Baduran slurrs: Wha*t h*hic(appened?
You slur in xyllic: *hic*d wash worss id becaushe *hic* damned wend oud like
*hic* lighd doo!
You grin drunkenly.
You slur in xyllic: yo ho ho and a boddle of rum..
Hic!

> v
You are physically feeling very well and mentally not feeling very well.
You are extremely alert.
You are totally fed up and you are totally soaked.
You are extremely stoned.

You emote: Blue straigtens up (as much as she can) and tries to say with
seriousness,
You slur in xyllic: you damned *hic*w, i have never been ssish drunk in my
endire life *hic*ore
You emote: Blue blinks.
Baduran sings slurring: Yo *hic* damned ho bottles and pirates
You emote: Blue scrunches up her face, thinking very hard.
Baduran slurs: You *hic* damned ly*hic*!
You emote: Blue points a finger at you.
You burp rudely.  Excuse yourself!
You slur in xyllic: i *hic* nod lying!
'Honest to Selyra, this is the most toasted I've ever been
You slur in xyllic: honeshd do shelyra, ssish ish sse moshd doashded i've
ever been
You nod firmly.
Baduran nods drunkenly.
You nod firmly.
You emote: Blue looses her balance from nodding.
'whoa .. who put this table here!?
You slur in xyllic: whoa .. who pud ssish dable here!?
You emote: Blue peers at the table annoyedly.
You emote: Blue points at the table.
You slur in xyllic: i demand you damned move yourshelf *hic*ediadely ..
You emote: Blue narrows her eyes at the table.
You slur in xyllic: or i will *hic*e do dake meashuresh!
Baduran slurs: Psi*hic**hic* arrd damned kn*hic* drubble ma*hic*ers
You slur in xyllic: baduran you damned shee whad ssish dable ish doing ?
You slur in xyllic: id'sh giving me addidude!
You emote: Blue peers at the table angrily.
 
> v
You are physically feeling very well and mentally indisposed.
You are extremely alert.
You are totally fed up and you are totally soaked.
You are slightly pissed.

You burp rudely.  Excuse yourself!
You smile drunkenly at Baduran.
'psionics make very good drunks!
You slur in xyllic: pshionics make *hic*y good *hic*nksh!  
// haha guess not ..

Hic!
Baduran slurs to Tharbed : Shtop *hic* gidding boo damned ashtistude
You peer intently at Tharbed. Hmm...
You slur in xyllic: ssarbed you're giving me *hic*idude *hic*?
You slur in xyllic: man i don'd believe id!
You slur in xyllic: firshd sse dable, and now *hic*rbed!
Baduran drinks a firebreather.
>cry
Waaaaah!
Baduran falls unconscious.
You slur in xyllic: everyone *hic* giving me *hic*idude!

> l
This large place is bright and cheerful. This is the main room of the Inn.
There are several rough-hewn tables and benches here. Natural tree trunk
pillars support the ceiling, which is all dark with smoke and age. There
is a motley group of people here. The only exit is through a door to the
south, leading outside. There is a sign hanging above the counter.
There are two obvious exits: north, south.
Eleven copper coins and a round blackjack-table.
Baduran (unconscious).
Tharbed[NPC].

You look at Baduran.
He looks too young to be grey-haired.
He is normal and lean for a human.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He is in good shape.
He is extremely alert.
He is wearing a chaincoif, a long coat of mail and a lyre shaped silver
earring.
You guess he is wearing a snake suit additionally.
You wholeheartedly comfort Baduran.

>wake baduran
Baduran is not sleeping.  
//  heh ^_~
 
You slur in xyllic: shailing, shailing, over *hic* gread beyond
Baduran wakes up.
Baduran slur: Dooonsh   doonsh
You point at Baduran.
You laugh loudly.
Hic!
Baduran puts a finger up.
You slur in xyllic: i *hic*'d ssink you damned make ssad *hic*d a rug!
You burp rudely.  Excuse yourself!
You emote: Blue smirks and shows you Carenna's bad middle finger.
You stick out your tongue at Baduran.
'I stole that finger fair and square!
You slur in xyllic: i shdole ssad finger *hic*r and *hic*uare!
You emote: Blue puts Carenna's finger back in her pocket.
Baduran slurs: *hic*mned shykik
You smile drunkenly.
'It's not sick!
You slur in xyllic: id'sh nod shick!
'I was just a really good thief!
You slur in xyllic: i wash jushd a really good ssief!
Baduran slurs: I'm*hic* gonna *damned* *hic*ugglesh!
'she doesn't even know it's gone ...
You slur in xyllic: shhe doeshn'd even *hic*w id'sh gone ...
You slur in xyllic: you'sh gonna whad?!
You gasp in astonishment.
Suddenly Baduran throws a gold coin, a platinum coin and seven silver coins
high into the air and tries to juggle!
While concentrating on throwing  his a gold coin in the right moment, Baduran
notices  his a platinum coin passing his reach in the corner of his eye.
Hesnatches for it - in vain - as one of his seven silver coins is hitting the
ground behind him. As heturns around, everything falls down to the floor.
Somehow this is funny!
You emote: Blue grabs at the platinum coin.
You emote: Blue falls over.
You try to juggle with three copper coins.
Baduran takes a gold coin, a platinum coin, eleven copper coins and seven
silver coins.
You loudly start to count the items you are juggling with.
Umpf, *hic* you can't get your voice loud enough.
Hic!
Suddenly you perform a salto while juggling! Incredible!!!
You laugh wildly.
You stop juggling.
Baduran laughs drunkenly.
Baduran applauds.
You slur in xyllic: i ssink id improvesh me coordinadion!
You float upwards and stretch your legs. After a short moment you again reach
the ground.
You stand up and leave the table.
You dance.  Feels silly, doesn't it?
Baduran slurs: leshd dri*hic* shtoo dat!
Baduran drinks a bottle of beer.
Baduran falls unconscious.
Baduran wakes up.
You comfort Baduran.
You grin mischievously.

> v
You are physically feeling very well and mentally not in a good shape.
You are extremely alert.
You are totally fed up and you are totally soaked.
You are slightly blitzed.

You say in xyllic: uh, you like the floor dontcha
You twinkle your eyes merrily at Baduran.
You emote: Blue helps you to your feet.
Baduran slurs:  no*hic* more of dat damned *hic*aholshd
Baduran stumbles drunkenly.
You say in xyllic: you want more?  uh, are ya sure it's good for you?
Tharbed yells in xyllic: Business is no longer what it used to be..
You poke Baduran in the ribs.
Baduran stumbles drunkenly.
You emote: Blue hurts her finger on your liver.
You emote: Blue hops around waving her finger and going "owww!"
Baduran slurs:  hey   dasht hurt
You are blushing profusely.
Baduran rubs his ribs.
You say in xyllic: Sorry!
You push some air and tickle Baduran with it.
Baduran sits down at the table.
Baduran smiles.
You smile.
 
> l
This large place is bright and cheerful. This is the main room of the Inn.
There are several rough-hewn tables and benches here. Natural tree trunk
pillars support the ceiling, which is all dark with smoke and age. There
is a motley group of people here. The only exit is through a door to the
south, leading outside. There is a sign hanging above the counter.
There are two obvious exits: north, south.
A round blackjack-table.
Baduran (sitting at the blackjack-table).
Tharbed[NPC].

You sit down at the table to join the play.
You say in xyllic: I'll have you know I've been cleaning out people at this
very table for a week now
You grin innocently at Baduran.
A new play of blackjack beginns.
All players ante 144 cc.
Each player receives a card.
You get a card : club two
Baduran can choose to get another card (type card)
or that he has enough cards (type enough).
You whistle innocently.
Baduran recieves a card.
Baduran recieves a card.
Baduran thinks that he has enough cards.
Blue is next.
You say in xyllic: c'mon.. take another!
You snap your fingers.
Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : club jack
You have a total of 12 points.
You raise an eyebrow thoughtfully.
Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : spade ten
You have a total of 22 points.
You have busted. (22 Points)
Blue has too many points !
The game has ended.
Baduran has won the game with 20 Points.
he gets 288 cc.
 
Ack!
Baduran slurs:  your *hic* damned shtober!
You groan painfully.
You say in xyllic: I am not sober!
Baduran laughs loudly.
You say in xyllic: I'm relatively sober ^_^
You say in xyllic: which means my judgement is not impaired at all, I swear!
 
> A new play of blackjack beginns.
All players ante 144 cc.
Each player receives a card.
You get a card : heart two
Blue can choose to get another card (type card)
or that she has enough cards (type enough).
You nod firmly.
Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : spade six
You have a total of 8 points.
You ponder the situation.
Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : heart eight
You have a total of 16 points.
You grin evilly.
Blue thinks that she has enough cards.
Baduran is next.
You say in xyllic: you's going to need a miracle for this one
Tharbed yells in xyllic: I will move away from here soon, I swear it
You smile confidently.

>v
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in a vegetable state.
You are slightly weary.
You are totally fed up and you are totally soaked.
You are extremely intoxicated.

Baduran looks serious, head bobbing drunkenly.
Baduran recieves a card.
Baduran thinks that he has enough cards.
The game has ended.
Baduran has won the game with 19 Points.
he gets 288 cc.
You emote: Blue gets dizzy watching your head.
You pout.  Ah, don't take it so hard.
Baduran grins broadly.
You emote: Blue mumbles something under her breath.

A new play of blackjack beginns.
All players ante 144 cc.
Each player receives a card.
You get a card : spade three
Baduran can choose to get another card (type card)
or that he has enough cards (type enough).
Baduran recieves a card.
You say in xyllic: That there was an act of charity
Baduran recieves a card.
You nod firmly.
Baduran recieves a card.
Baduran has too many points !
The game has ended.
Blue has won the game with 3 Points.
she gets 288 cc.
Baduran yells in xyllic: Bah!
You emote: Blue holds up 3 victorious fingers.
You grin broadly.

A new play of blackjack beginns.
All players ante 144 cc.
Each player receives a card.
You get a card : club nine
Blue can choose to get another card (type card)
or that she has enough cards (type enough).
Baduran grumbles to himself.
Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : spade eight
You have a total of 17 points.
Blue thinks that she has enough cards.
Baduran is next.
Baduran recieves a card.
You peer intently at Baduran. Hmm...
Baduran recieves a card.
Baduran smiles drunkenly.
You emote: Blue taps her fingers on the table slowly.
Baduran laughs to himself and looks at you amusedly.
Baduran takes his times putting down his cards.
You stare confidently at Baduran.
Baduran thinks that he has enough cards.
The game has ended.
Baduran has won the game with 20 Points.
he gets 288 cc.

Ack!
You sigh painfully.
Baduran yells in xyllic: There there, I will LET you win the next turns
You peer angrily at Baduran. Hmm...
You emote: Blue's eartips turn red.
You snap in xyllic: I can win on my own, damnit!
You nod vigorously.
Baduran boasts about his skils at cards.
 
A new play of blackjack beginns.
All players ante 144 cc.
Each player receives a card.
You get a card : club nine
Baduran can choose to get another card (type card)
or that he has enough cards (type enough).
Baduran recieves a card.
You mumble in xyllic: lucky shots, just luck
Baduran recieves a card.
Baduran thinks that he has enough cards.
Blue is next.
You crack your fingers dangerously.
You emote: Blue looks over her card carefully.
Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : heart six
You have a total of 15 points.

You look at Baduran.
You emote: Blue looks at her card.
You look at Baduran.
You emote: Blue looks at her card.

Blue recieves a card.
You get a card : heart king
You have a total of 25 points.
You have busted. (25 Points)
Blue has too many points !
The game has ended.
Baduran has won the game with 19 Points.
he gets 288 cc.
 
You say in xyllic: aiYAH!!!
Baduran yells in xyllic: hurry up
Arrrrrrrrrgh!
Baduran throws his head back and cackles gleefully!
You emote: Blue's head hits the table, sobbing.
You whine petulantly.
Baduran yells in xyllic: I thought you said you could win on your own?
Baduran smiles arrogantly.
You stick out your tongue at Baduran.
You say in xyllic: well, it is your vacation so I have to be nice.. uh, yeah,
that's it, I'm being nice
You emote: Blue looks distracted for a moment.
Baduran yells in xyllic: Whatever get you through the day, little lady
Baduran nods manfully to you.
You say in xyllic: Sorry, I have some guildbusiness to attend to first
You emote: Blue points at her head.
You say in xyllic: don't you be so in a hurry to lose your money, big guy
Baduran yells in xyllic: Of course, I should check on the construction
You wink evilly.
Baduran yells in xyllic: I got my platinum coin back, didn't I?
Baduran smiles broadly.
Baduran stands up from the table.
You stick out your tongue at Baduran.
You say in xyllic: hey, the next time you get a vacation, you better watch out
You nod firmly.
Baduran laughs bombastically.
You say in xyllic: I'll be watching for you
You twinkle your eyes mischievously.
Baduran yells in xyllic: I will keep that in mind
Baduran smiles.
You smile at Baduran.
You say in xyllic: it has been fun :)  good luck with your construction
Baduran waves drunkenly in your direction.
You wave wildly.
Baduran turns to Tharbed and grumbles about you.
Baduran smiles mischievously.
You twinkle your eyes evilly at Tharbed.
You stand up from the table.
You sit down at the massive wooden table in the center of the room.
Baduran leaves south.


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